The last ship date for guaranteed shipping via UPS ground is December 10th.

Orders are shipped on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

For International orders please visit Food Fight Grocery.

Holiday Trio

One Habanero , one Drunken Jerk, and one Drunken Black Bean. Now you have 3 favorites! Festive holiday packaging included.

3 Bottles | $20.00





Holiday Variety Pack

Make a Secret Aardvark lover super happy this year!  Includes two Habanero, two Drunken Jerk, and two Drunken Black Bean. Festive holiday packaging included.

6 Bottles | $43.00





T-Shirt Gift Pack

Add a Secret Aardvark t-shirt to the holiday trio and make it extra special!











Habanero Hot Sauce

Not your usual Hot Sauce!!! A unique Caribbean / Tex-Mex hybrid made with flavorful Habanero peppers and roasted tomatoes. Great as a sauce, marinade or holistic cure all. "Dump on Everything",
the Secret Aardvark
compels you!!!!!!!

Single bottles are available at: Food Fight Grocery





Aardvark Hot Sauce

Drunken Garlic Black Bean Sauce

Add some ancient Chinese wisdom, a little American ingenuity, a few shots of southern whiskey and a whole lot more garlic than any well adjusted adult should ever use and here you have it! Use as a marinade, stir fry sauce or with anything you damn well like. USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!!

Single bottles are available at: Food Fight Grocery





Drunken Garlic Sauce

Drunken Jerk Sauce

A Tropical Flavor that kicks you in the mouth. Made with Scotch Bonnet/Habanero Chile peppers. This spicy sauce is traditionally used as a marinade for the Jamaican-style BBQ simply known as "JERK". We add a splash of dark rum for a sauce that is as versatile as your imagination & possibly hotter.

Single bottles are available at: Food Fight Grocery





Drunken Jerk Sauce

1, 1, and 4

  • 1 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 1 – Drunken Jerk
  • 4 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $39.00





Drunken Jerk Sauce 

2, 2, and 2

  • 2 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 2 – Drunken Jerk
  • 2 – Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $43.00





Drunken Jerk Sauce

3, 6, and 3

  • 3 – Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 6 – Habanero Hot Sauce
  • 3 – Drunken Jerk

12 Bottles | $76.75





Drunken Jerk Sauce

Women’s Secret Aardvark Tee

This is a curve-hugging girl tee that proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark. These are extra long to prevent plumber’s crack, muffin top and whale tail! On the back the message reads “The Flavor That Kicks You in the Mouth!”

  • 4.3 Oz 100% Cotton
  • Super soft with a slight stretch for a perfect fit
  • Order up a size if you want it looser
  • Longer length, slightly scooped neck, fashionably shorter sleeves
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage




Women's T-Shirt

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*If in doubt about size order one size larger. The smalls really are more of an extra small.

Men’s Secret Aardvark T-Shirt

Men’s Black, Gray, and Yellow Tee shirts are now available!

  • Standard fit, with a seamless rib knit collar.
  • Comfy preshrunk 100% Cotton, and a big white ‘Aardvark’ Logo on the front.
  • Here’s a shirt you can live in!




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Women’s Secret Aardvark Zip Hoodie

Zip style has full zip, Big white logo on the back, and smaller white logo on the front, upper left. Comfy Cotton/Poly blend. Shorter cut than the mens, rides at the hip. Wear your Aardvark loud n proud!





Women's Hoodie

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Men’s Secret Aardvark Zip Hoodie

Zip Hoodies have full zip front. Big white logo on the back, and smaller white logo on the front, upper left. And, of course, an attached drawstring hood. Wear your Aardvark loud n proud! Cotton/Poly blend.





Men's Hoodie

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Women’s Secret Aardvark Pullover Hoodie

Pullover has front pouch pocket, drawstring hood, and Big white logo on the front. Shorter cut, rides at the hip. Comfy Cotton/Poly blend. You can see that Aardvark coming a mile away!





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Men’s Secret Aardvark Pullover Hoodie

Pullover Hoody Comfortable durable Cotton/Poly blend. Front pouch pocket, drawstring hood, and, Big white logo on the front. You can see that Aardvark coming a mile away!





Men's Hoodie

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Secret Aardvark Kids Tees

Kids Tees are 100% cotton, with a super comfortable fit and, big white logo on the front.

*Sizes are approximate.


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Kids Tees

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