Secret Aardvark’s Drunken Jerk and Drunken Garlic Black Bean are now available for mail order. We are happy to do mixed cases of 6 or more bottles. We want the rest of the country to have Secret Aardvark too! We offer wholesale prices (plus shipping) for restaurants and grocery stores that are not in our delivery area. Please email stacy@secretaardvark.com for more information. Look for international shipping soon!

Habanero Hot Sauce

Not your usual Hot Sauce!!! A unique Caribbean / Tex-Mex hybrid made with flavorful Habanero peppers and roasted tomatoes. Great as a sauce, marinade or holistic cure all. "Dump on Everything", the Secret Aardvark compels you!!!!!!!

Single bottles are available at: Food Fight Grocery

Aardvark Hot Sauce

Drunken Garlic Black Bean Sauce

Add some ancient Chinese wisdom, a little American ingenuity, a few shots of southern whiskey and a whole lot more garlic than any well adjusted adult should ever use and here you have it! Use as a marinade, stir fry sauce or with anything you damn well like. USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!!

Drunken Garlic Sauce

Drunken Jerk Sauce

A Tropical Flavor that kicks you in the mouth. Made with Scotch Bonnet/Habanero Chile peppers. This spicy sauce is traditionally used as a marinade for the Jamaican-style BBQ simply known as "JERK". We add a splash of dark rum for a sauce that is as versatile as your imagination & possibly hotter.

Drunken Jerk Sauce

2, 2 and 2

  • 2 - Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 2 - Drunken Jerk
  • 2 - Habanero Hot Sauce

6 Bottles | $38.00

Drunken Jerk Sauce

3, 3 and 3

  • 3 - Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 3 - Drunken Jerk
  • 3 - Habanero Hot Sauce

9 Bottles | $50.00

Drunken Jerk Sauce

3, 6 and 3

  • 3 - Drunken Garlic Black Bean
  • 6 - Habanero Hot Sauce
  • 3 - Drunken Jerk

12 Bottles | $68.00

Drunken Jerk Sauce

Women’s Black Secret Aardvark Tee

This is a curve-hugging girl tee that proclaims your love for Secret Aardvark. These are extra long to prevent plumber's crack, muffin top and whale tail! On the back the message reads "The Flavor That Kicks You in the Mouth!"

  • 4.3 Oz 100% Cotton
  • Super soft with a slight stretch for a perfect fit
  • Order up a size if you want it looser
  • Longer length, slightly scooped neck, fashionably shorter sleeves
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage

*If in doubt about size order one size larger. The smalls really are more of an extra small.

Women's T-Shirt

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Men’s Yellow Secret Aardvark T-Shirt

This bright yellow tee will let everyone within 100 yards know that you are a fan of Secret Aardvark. On the back the message reads "The Flavor That Kicks You in the Mouth!"

  • 5.5 Oz 100% Cotton
  • Standard fit
  • Seamless rib knit collar
  • Taped neck and shoulder seams for durability
  • Two-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom won't unravel
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Men's T-Shirt

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